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Look out! There's a Yooyuball coming straight at your head! AHH! Just kidding. The only thing flying at your head is a slushie. *SPLAAT!* ...Oops. Besides your bright, slushie covered head, there's another thing making headlines for the thirteenth day in a row;
Altador Cup VII. Let's get into those smashing results now.
At least it's sparkles on your head!!
Shout out to Team Krawk Island for scoring one of three sweeps of the day! We could say how they did it, but honestly that's for their knowledge only. Just know it involved lots of scoring and screaming! But then again, isn't that how everyone else does it? If not, you really should try it one of these days. Team Faerieland and Krawks do not mix apparently. What do these winged faeries mix with, anyways? Only other faeries? How boring.
It's an almost sweep today for Team Mystery Island, taking wins in Yooyuball, Slushie Slinger, Make Some Noise and a draw in Shootout Showdown. Heat and snow don't correspond well, according to Team Terror Mountain. Yeah, okay. It's not like we haven't heard that one before, right? Let's just give them the benefit of the doubt.
Probably the toughest match out there today was Meridell vs. Team Kiko Lake. Now who won this one? Drum roll please! *drrdrrrdrrrr* Team Meridell! Congrats to the Uni riding, sword bearing competitors who have been dominating this competition so far. With two wins in Yooyuball and Make Some Noise and draws in Slushie Slinger and Shootout Showdown, there's no question who won this one!
That Evil Dr. Sloth is back at it again, this time mind controlling Team Moltara after their one win in Shootout Showdown against Team Virtupets. That being said, Virtupets takes wins in Yooyuball, Slushie Slinger and Make Some Noise. There are no conspiracy theories here today, we all KNOW it had to do with Dr. Sloth. Hmpfh. I wasn't aware this competition could be mind controlled! *mind controls for more slushies*
Evil Dr. Sloth: Hey SunnyNeo! No more slushies for you.
SunnyNeo: *cries for slushies*
The horns came out today but weren't sharp enough in the battle against Team Brightvale and Team Tyrannia. Why? Because it's another tie! Yet another happy ending. These are great, aren't they? Two draws in Yooyuball and Shootout Showdown with Tyrannia taking a fantastic win in Slushie Slinger and Brightvale winning Make Some Noise. Congrats to both teams!
The crowds and sandstorms gather around the Colosseum to watch the almost sweep Team Lost Desert scores against Team Altador. Looks like the sun in Lost Desert just burns brighter than Altador's. Must be great for getting that summer golden glow! Either way it was an amazing match with Team Lost Desert drawing in Yooyuball and taking wins in Slushie Slinger, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown.
Team Kreludor takes the second of three sweeps today, this time against Team Shenkuu. Ouch, I wonder what it feels like to be burned so badly by Kreludor. And they don't even have gravity! I wonder how that even helps them, don't you? Doesn't it just make you float..? It seems that pottery idea worked on Shenkuu once again because the crowds went wild when moons started flying towards easily frightened Shenkuu.
Darigan Citadel got their feet caught in a reef for the game of Make Some Noise against Team Maraqua yesterday. However, they were still able to get back up for all three games of Yooyuball, Slushie Slinger and Shootout Showdown. Three wins is still amazing! Congrats to Team Darigan Citadel.
Those tricky Blumaroos of Team Roo Island have been faking for days, making us think they couldn't win. Sike! Looks like they got their swag back, taking home the last of three sweeps of the day. Congrats to Roo Island and better luck next time Team Haunted Woods! Orange and black just didn't show up to play yesterday. Hopefully that's not the case tomorrow.
That's it for today! I really want my slushies back Evil Dr. Sloth. I don't think I can live without them! *drinks juice* Sigh, it's just not the same. Check back tomorrow for another daily report, and remember that we're starting our AC VII Customisation Spotlight today!
Altador Cup VII. Let's get into those smashing results now.
At least it's sparkles on your head!!
Shout out to Team Krawk Island for scoring one of three sweeps of the day! We could say how they did it, but honestly that's for their knowledge only. Just know it involved lots of scoring and screaming! But then again, isn't that how everyone else does it? If not, you really should try it one of these days. Team Faerieland and Krawks do not mix apparently. What do these winged faeries mix with, anyways? Only other faeries? How boring.It's an almost sweep today for Team Mystery Island, taking wins in Yooyuball, Slushie Slinger, Make Some Noise and a draw in Shootout Showdown. Heat and snow don't correspond well, according to Team Terror Mountain. Yeah, okay. It's not like we haven't heard that one before, right? Let's just give them the benefit of the doubt.
Probably the toughest match out there today was Meridell vs. Team Kiko Lake. Now who won this one? Drum roll please! *drrdrrrdrrrr* Team Meridell! Congrats to the Uni riding, sword bearing competitors who have been dominating this competition so far. With two wins in Yooyuball and Make Some Noise and draws in Slushie Slinger and Shootout Showdown, there's no question who won this one!That Evil Dr. Sloth is back at it again, this time mind controlling Team Moltara after their one win in Shootout Showdown against Team Virtupets. That being said, Virtupets takes wins in Yooyuball, Slushie Slinger and Make Some Noise. There are no conspiracy theories here today, we all KNOW it had to do with Dr. Sloth. Hmpfh. I wasn't aware this competition could be mind controlled! *mind controls for more slushies*
Evil Dr. Sloth: Hey SunnyNeo! No more slushies for you.
SunnyNeo: *cries for slushies*
The horns came out today but weren't sharp enough in the battle against Team Brightvale and Team Tyrannia. Why? Because it's another tie! Yet another happy ending. These are great, aren't they? Two draws in Yooyuball and Shootout Showdown with Tyrannia taking a fantastic win in Slushie Slinger and Brightvale winning Make Some Noise. Congrats to both teams!The crowds and sandstorms gather around the Colosseum to watch the almost sweep Team Lost Desert scores against Team Altador. Looks like the sun in Lost Desert just burns brighter than Altador's. Must be great for getting that summer golden glow! Either way it was an amazing match with Team Lost Desert drawing in Yooyuball and taking wins in Slushie Slinger, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown.
Team Kreludor takes the second of three sweeps today, this time against Team Shenkuu. Ouch, I wonder what it feels like to be burned so badly by Kreludor. And they don't even have gravity! I wonder how that even helps them, don't you? Doesn't it just make you float..? It seems that pottery idea worked on Shenkuu once again because the crowds went wild when moons started flying towards easily frightened Shenkuu. Darigan Citadel got their feet caught in a reef for the game of Make Some Noise against Team Maraqua yesterday. However, they were still able to get back up for all three games of Yooyuball, Slushie Slinger and Shootout Showdown. Three wins is still amazing! Congrats to Team Darigan Citadel.
Those tricky Blumaroos of Team Roo Island have been faking for days, making us think they couldn't win. Sike! Looks like they got their swag back, taking home the last of three sweeps of the day. Congrats to Roo Island and better luck next time Team Haunted Woods! Orange and black just didn't show up to play yesterday. Hopefully that's not the case tomorrow.That's it for today! I really want my slushies back Evil Dr. Sloth. I don't think I can live without them! *drinks juice* Sigh, it's just not the same. Check back tomorrow for another daily report, and remember that we're starting our AC VII Customisation Spotlight today!
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