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Hello! SunnyNeo have another awesome (albeit random) newspost for your entertainment in our Altador Cup Coverage today. As you maybe aware, there appears to be a mix-up with the match schedule for the Semi-Finals and Finals, meaning that one very witty user (thank you for the roleplay, themurci) has picked up on this problem and has found a great way to entertain everyone in this jumble of confusion. Without further ado, we bring you the one-person fictional roleplay of this Altador Cup V complaint...

Update! The Match Schedule has now been amended! The Semi-Finals officially begin. Hooray!



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Roleplay done by themurci

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Hi, thanks for calling to TNT offices, if you are calling about the Wishing Well Avatar, no, we still don't figure out how to get it, otherwise, press zero to hear our menu…

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101 – Web Programming
102 – Games Programming
103 – Frozen Accounts
104 – Join Dr Sloth's ranks program (food, shelter and floss assured!).
105 – Legal Department
106 – Altador Cup V Staff
107 - …

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All our staff is busy right now, your call is very important, you are next in line, we will attend you in a moment…

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All our staff is busy right now, your call is very important, you are next in line… If you join Dr. Sloth's ranks, we will provide you an Almost Abandoned Attic schedule, prizes included! Offer available only today!

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All our staff is busy right now, your call is very …

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- Altador Cup V Staff here…
- Finally! Hey, did you noticed something wrong with the Finals?
- I know! Can you believe those teams? It has been a crazy cup, right?
- Well, yeah, but, are you going to do something about it?
- What do you mean?
- I don't know, how about like fixing it, for example?
- Yeah, right, like FIFA is going to hear me…
- Excuse me?
- Listen, everybody is mad with the results, USA is out, England is out, the most I can do is to write a complain letter, but don't expect me to fix that, I mean it is the World Cup.
- No, no, no, I am talking about the ALTADOR CUP.
- Oh, what about it?
- What about it?!! All the finals brackets are wrong!!!
- Really? Let me check that...HOLY KAU!!!...Hold on...Hey you! Yes you, the new guy who spends his worktime in social networks, explain this… WHAT?!! … NO!!!... The Altador Cup is named after the place WHERE the cup is taking place, not because of the team WHO won the cup…
- So, what do we do? Shall we keep playing or wait to the glitch to be fixed?
- Hold on, we are working on it… are you busy harvesting what?...What do you me... is that a virtual farm?...Really?
- Helloooooo…Altador Cup problem?
- Yeah, yeah, wait a second...nooooo, come on, do you have cows also?... Really?...You will give 5 to start one?
- HEY! What should I do with my team?
- Sorry, from which country are you from?
- Mexico.
- Can't do a thing about it, you lost against Argentina, but if I were you, I put my money on Germany.
- But...
- Better luck in 4 years in Brazil, see ya!

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