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Posted by chimp_chicken_fish on 11th of June 2011 at 11:37 AM NST
There are three sweeps to report for Day 10 (June 10th) of the Altador Cup. The Crumpetmonger in Neovia would just like to remind everyone that she is still selling delicious scones and pies if anyone gets peckish during the matches.

Team Haunted Woods pulled a frightening victory against Team Lost Desert! Nothing could change the fact that when things got hairy, the Haunted Woods get scary. They managed to shake four wins out of their opponents.

Team Kreludor used lunar magic in their match against Team Moltara yesterday. They collected four wins and moonwalked out of the stadium happily. Team Moltara shrugged and waved at their fans. "We'll get back on our feet. Really, we will," Zax Bennett commented innocently.

Team Maraqua did not like gaining a draw against Team Mystery Island in Shootout Showdown, but were extremely happy with wins in Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Slushie Slinger. The Islanders were disappointed because they hated to see Elon Hughlis' ego inflate more.

Team Shenkuu proved that ninjas are stronger than gladiators yesterday by winning Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown. Team Altador won Slushie Slinger respectfully. There were no hard feelings by the end of the match.

Team Virtupets was against Team Faerieland and rocketed away with wins in Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown. Team Faerieland wasted no slushies though by slinging their way to victory in Slushie Slinger. The Faeries continue to fight back!

It was a strange split of results between Teams Darigan Citadel and Terror Mountain. The Referee had to call draws in Yooyuball and Slushie Slinger, leaving DC as the overall winners in Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown. Fans of both teams were stunned as both squads are tough contenders.

There were choppy results between Team Krawk Island and Team Meridell as Yooyuball ended in a draw and Meridell smited the pirates in Slushie Slinger. The pirates would not be defeated and secured the last two games (Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown) as their own.

It was a harder match to call between Teams Roo Island and Kiko Lake as both teams fought with all their might. The Rooligans took the match with a Yooyuball victory, but the draw in Make Some Noise managed to elevate Roo Island just high enough to earn that overall win. Team Kiko Lake valiantly earned their wins in Slushie Slinger and Shootout Showdown.

Brynn: GO TEAMS BRIGHTVALE AND FAERIELAND! Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Brynn, Captain of Queen Fyora's Guard. You may remember me as the Kougra who keeps a certain Ixi thief in check from The Faeries' Ruin. As you can tell, I am divided between my two favourite teams, but seeing as I was aligned to Brightvale primarily in service, I will be reporting about the Team Brightvale versus Team Tyrannia match. Well, things went terribly for my team, Brightvale! I mean, COME ON, what was Kayn THINKING?! He should have thrown that Clockwork to the Tyrannians when they had the chance. *Huffs* Team Tyrannia SWEPT of all things, it was not pleasing. I was yelling really loudly too, we should have got Make Some Noise. I mean, really, it's a crime.
Hanso: Brynneth! Calm down.
Brynn: Shush, Hanso, I'm talking.
Hanso: You really need to take a loss more gracefully...
Brynn: Quiet! Brightvale deserved a win somewhere.
Hanso: Tyrannia deserved the win too, sweetheart.
Brynn: *Pause* Ah... Fine. Yes, Tyrannia did play admirably.
Hanso: Good good! Now can we go? I wanna mooch around the merchandise stalls...
Brynn: Don't you dare think of stealing anything!
Hanso: Why... I wouldn't dream of it 0:-)...

Tomorrow we will be joined by Taelia, the Snow Faerie, in our esteemed VIP Booth.

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