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Posted by chimp_chicken_fish on 14th of June 2011 at 07:37 AM NST
It's Day 14 of the Altador Cup tournament and the Altador Cup Committee are pleased with the amount of Neopians flooding their VIP areas. now for the Day 13 (June 13th) match report!

I'm delicious!Team Terror Mountain was the only one able to come away with a clean sweep yesterday and their victim was the molten hot Team Moltara. "They just can't stand the cold, poor guys," Prytariel, Captain of Terror Mountain, said sympathetically. "Quick! Get me in the Lava Pool!" Captain Aldric Beign was heard shouting after having been frozen in ice five times during that match.

Team Tyrannia had a good day against Team Faerieland, except for the fact that they drew Slushie Slinger which had become their trademark game. "We don't live off slushies!" Wila Benne of Tyrannia laughed, eating a Hairy Rock Burger. "That's silly." Ciona Broan of Team Faerieland said, "We weren't swept, so at least we have our dignity."

I'm spookylicious!Whilst the main event, Yooyuball, was a draw, Team Darigan Citadel lost all of the support games to the spookylicious Team Haunted Woods. Captain Krell Vitor looked scandalised. "Spookylicious?! What kind of a word is that?" Captain Layton Vickles of Team DC shrugged. "I don't think that word exissstsssss..." Who doesn't love to confuse team members with nonsense xD?

Captain Elon Hughlis of Team Maraqua was pleased yesterday when his team won Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown against Team Altador. Unfortunately for Elon (and much to the relief of everyone else) the Committee silenced him for 24 hours for inappropriate language. His teammates could be heard sighing with relief at this action, and Team Altador just found it hilarious! The gladiators happily came away with a win in Slushie Slinger.

I'm-a tasty!Team Roo Island really put up a fight against Team Kreludor by drawing in Yooyuball and Shootout Showdown respectfully. "Lilo and Jair were on fire," Clutch Billaban of the Rooligans commented in awe. "Kreludor were a tough team to fend off." Coco Metrone of Kreludor was as pleased as her teammates when the Lunar Squad won Slushie Slinger and Make Some Noise. "Sticky Glob Sticks for everyone!" she exclaimed.

Shenkuu took riverboarding to the Lost Desert by winning Yooyuball and Make Some Noise against the former champions. Xana DiLanche, Team Shenkuu's goalkeeper, seemed intrigued by the results. "Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that Team Lost Desert is looking sluggish on the pitch? But on the bright side... WE WON!" The Desert Squad redeemed themselves with a win in Slushie Slinger and a draw in Shootout Showdown. "At least the fans are still with us," Rhee Solters of Team Lost Desert said happily.

I'm edible?Team Virtupets did Sloth proud again yesterday by winning Yooyuball and Make Some Noise against Team Mystery Island. They also drew in Slushie Slinger. "The Islanders caught us by surprise but it was an exciting game." Keetra Deile of Virtupets said, smiling. Mystery Island won Shootout Showdown. "Jhuidah thanked us in person for a great match," Bertie Shurtz beamed with pride.

Team Krawk Island won the match-up yesterday against Team Kiko Lake by claiming Yooyuball as their own and drawing Slushie Slinger. What they did not expect was for Kiko Lake to win both Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown. "They always underestimate us," Holbie Pinnock said, smirking. The pirates shrugged it off and drank lots of grog to compensate.

Unfortunately Isca could not join us today in the VIP Booth because she has a terrible case of the Bubbles. Instead, we bring to you... King Skarl!
I'm starving!King Skarl: Yes, yes, hold your applause. Well, how convenient that I got to do the match report for my team versus my idiot brother's team (yes, YOU, Hagan!) and you know the best part? MY TEAM WON! YEAH, in your face, you Brightvale scum!
King Hagan: Now, brother, please hold your tongue. Yes, you won, but be more civil about it.
King Skarl: Civil? About a commoner's game?
King Hagan: Do remember that King Altador hosts this event.
King Skarl: I know that! But still, it's not like Meriball.
King Hagan: Meriball was a failure, dear brother.
*Ahem* Please remember this is about YOOYUball.
King Skarl: Yes, and Yooyuball went to Team Meridell - MY team - along with Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown. Oh, I did enjoy the shouty game.
King Hagan: You still lost Slushie Slinger to my wonderful Team Brightvale.
King Skarl: Don't you mean BrightVALUE? *Roars with laughter*
King Hagan: Typos happen, leave us alone!
King Skarl: How did you get in the VIP Booth anyway?
King Hagan: The media saw it as a good publiciy stunt and let me in without a pass. :D
King Skarl: Go home!

Um, the two feuding monarchs will be escorted out of the stadium to settle their disputes over a game of Biscuit Brigade. Next time we will have Hoban from the Cyodrake's Gaze crew in the VIP Booth. Feel better soon, Isca!

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