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Posted by chimp_chicken_fish on 29th of June 2011 at 10:05 AM NST
Hello from SunnyNeo, we are now an AAA-Free Zone in this match report. Yay! It's Day 29 of the tourney and it won't be long until the Bye-Day before the Finals Rounds begin. Get those games in, folks :). But for now we've got the Day 28 (June 28th) Altador Cup match report here for your entertainment.

It was Team Lost Desert who was doing the scaring against Team Haunted Woods where mummies sent the ghoulish squad back to their mummies! Team Lost Desert meant business and pulled out all the stops to sweep their opponents across the board. Zo Junior blamed the losses on the mere fact he had a cold.

Team Shenkuu ninja'd wins from Team Altador in Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown, insisting that it had nothing to do with the fact that "Trapper" Remis from Altador (who had stolen Antola Maeir's left sock before the match) had annoyed them, and that the wins were not in spite of this. Team Altador did return Antola's sock but took the win in Slushie Slinger in place of it.

Team Faerieland floated above Team Darigan Citadel with a flutter of their wings in Slushie Slinger. The Darigans, although friendly with the Faerielanders, were not afraid to boast their wins in Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown. Tandrak Shaye and Delma Harrence settled their differences over a game of Double or Nothing... just for fun, naturally.

Team Maraqua extinguished Team Moltara's hopes of a win yesterday by winning Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown. The Moltarans turned up the heat a little and managed to simmer out a draw in Slushie Slinger. Unfortunately Team Moltara wasn't able to wrangle a free meal at Kelp for the loss. Nevermind, better luck next time!

Team Roo Island didn't make King Skarl laugh, but they certainly got a chuckle out of King Roo. The Rooligans won Yooyuball and Make Some Noise but also pulled a draw in Shootout Showdown against Team Meridell. The knights do not like to be outwitted and swiped a win in Slushie Slinger. By the end of the match, though, most of the Meridellians were growing sick of slushies and gruel started to look appealing.

Sloth's favourite squad zapped the pirates out of the ocean with wins in Yooyuball and Make Some Noise. Team Virtupets celebrated with some Galactic Space Punch. Team Krawk Island won Slushie Slinger and Make Some Noise and resolved to steal Virtupets' supply of space suits as a prank. The Altador Cup Committee ordered the return of the space suits or Team Virtupets would not be able to return home after the tournament.

Team Kreludor created lunacy amongst Team Tyrannia in Yooyuball and Shootout Showdown yesterday. The prehistoric squad did not run screaming under the moonlight, though, as they spotted an advantage. Tyrannia charged in with spears and claimed wins in Slushie Slinger and Make Some Noise. Tickets to see Gruundo at the Concert Hall, anyone?

The fruit from Brightvale was much sweeter than from Mystery Island as Team Brightvale won Yooyuball and Slushie Slinger from the superior fruit energy boost. Team Mystery Island could not resist the juicy victories in Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown. Mumbo Pango still demands fruit on Mystery Island, the outcome was good.

Captain Dread: Yarrrg! Run fer yer lives. I be Captain Dread. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?! I was the most fearsome pirate on the Neopian seas, yer barnacles. Why am I doin' a match report, yeh ask? Well, I need the publicity... y'know, considerin' I'm bein' written out of history an' everythin'. So here I am... Hmph, me team, Team Kiko Lake, didn't fair too well. They were against Team Terror Mountain and Yooyuball and Shootout Showdown went to the icy land. It was nice t' see the Kikos roarin' at the top o' their lungs to draw in Make Some Noise. Now, Kiko Lake opened up a can o' cannonballs on Terror Mountain in Slushie Slinger. Arr, good times... Time is up? But I ain't got round to tellin' yeh abou--

TIME'S UP, sorry Dread. Hey, come back with that piece of paper--! Ah great, now we have another mystery guest tomorrow because Dread also shredded the VIP Booth guest list like AAA did. Thanks, Dread... Not.

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