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Posted by chimp_chicken_fish on 4th of July 2011 at 10:54 AM NST
Hello, everyone! Happy 4th July for those who celebrate it :). Given that it's really hot today this report will be done before heat stroke sets in xD, so let's hear it for our Day 33 (July 3rd) Altador Cup match report! (Remember that tomorrow is the tournament Bye-Day where no matches are scheduled.)

The first of two clean sweeps today went to Team Darigan Citadel who decided that Team Moltara needed to be tidied up and swept under the statistics rug. I guess that Darigan Citadel didn't enjoy the heat as much as we are with the weather right now! So they had no trouble in putting out Moltara's flames.

Oh to go swimming right now... Team Shenkuu splashed into the deep end yesterday when Team Maraqua had swam laps around the Ninjas. With the Finals just around the corner, there is very little time to change the current standings before the Finals Rounds begin, but more upsets could bob to the surface for the stealthy squads.

Team Tyrannia crumbled the stadium with their persistent wins against Team Brightvale. The prehistoric squad got a support game sweep but the scholars knew a thing or two about music and scaled up a draw in Yooyuball. Rock or rubble? What will the Finals results bring?

Team Kiko Lake basked in the sun of Team Altador, splashing about in the tepid waters to coolly take wins in Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown. Unfortunately for them, Team Altador's blazing talent was enough to melt all the slushies in their opponent's Slushie Stand, meaning that the Altadorians won Slushie Slinger without a single melted carton of slush.

The moon certainly wasn't waining yesterday but Team Kreludor was certainly winning against Team Faerieland! The Lunar Squad claimed Yooyuball, Slushie Slinger and Make Some Noise, but the Faerielanders had a bit of faerie magic up their sleeves to make Shootout Showdown another win in their favour.

Team Mystery Island proved that the beach is better than the desert because a nice cool dip in the sea is never too far away. Team Lost Desert created a mirage to fool the Islanders out of a win in Slushie Slinger but Team Mystery Island had enough hydration to secure Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown as their own.

Salty sea spray in the face is a pirate's normal refreshment and it was reinvigorating for Team Krawk Island, which gained them wins in Yooyuball and Shootout Showdown. Team Haunted Woods kept to the shade and secured wins in Slushie Slinger and Make Some Noise.

Team Roo Island did not buckle under the heat and took Yooyuball victoriously. Team Terror Mountain had plenty of air conditioning, though, and had the upper-hand with a support game sweep. But regardless of this, I'm sure no one will complain about having ice cream afterwards!

Extreme Potato Counter Dude: Yo, dudes! How's it hangin'? Gnarly. My main guys from Meridell totally mashed some potatoes against Team Virtupets. Yooyuball was a draw, man. A draw... awesome. But with wins in Slushie Slinger and Shootout Showdown, King Skarl was all like... happy and stuff. I mean SKARL, happy? Weird. The Space Station dudes from Team Virtupets stayed in the coldness of deep space and got Make Some Noise. I like Make Some Noise, you get to YELL. YEAH! Anyway, dudes, I'm gonna pass some time by counting Yooyus. Go team!!!!

Yeah, let's make some noise, bro!!! (Not my style? Oh well.) Yes, it's the last day before the Bye-Day, so get those games in! It could make a difference to who your team plays off in the Finals. The VIP Booth will be closed for cleaning tomorrow but we will try to get some comments from passersby about their opinions on the matches.

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