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Ahem. Sunnyneo followers. I apologise for my late arrival. It appears that Sunnyneo staffers also get caught up in "jury duty" and though I am still yet to discover its meaning, once again it falls to my own heroics to save the day. Joy....
Come on Mr Grumpy Pants, no need to be so sarcastic.
Wha? Uh? Argh. What are you doing here you rogue?!
The Daily Match Report! See I already started! "Team Faerieland took an enourmouse win against the other team today. Hope seemed to fail them when with only an hour left they lost their star player to a case of the 'scratchies'. Luckily Hanso was in the crowd...uhhh 'watching' the game. The heroic and devilishly HANSOme Hanso joined the team and won the victory! *the crowd goes wild*"
You fool! You just made that up! *Jazan pulls out a piece of paper with the actual match standings recorded* For one thing faerieland lost every game possible yesterday and for another you spelt enormous wrong and 'handsome' has a 'd' in it. Oh no and what did you do to the title?
Everything I wrote was true and I say that you can't spell hansome without Hanso.
Is that so you snivelling rogue. In that case you can tell me what team you played against no problem.
What team?
Yes.
I was playing for Faerieland.
The other team.
The one we played against?
Yes.
What about them?
Who were they!
Hey, calm down. Don't get your knickers in a twist. You see Jazan, I don't actually bother to learn other teams names, it is really just faerieland I care about.
What colour were they wearing then?
Uhhh, blue....?
Ahah! Liar! Yesterday Faerieland was matched against Darigan Citadel who wear black and purple.
Of course they do! The sun was just in my eyes, it made the purple look blue!
Oh I give up. Just read the next teams report.
Okay. "The Lost Desert was humiliated today when all players actually ran screaming from the field at the sight of some of the Haunted Wood's players"
Nonsense! The Lost Desert is strong and brave, after all, they have me to look up to! We won two out of four of those games and drew the other two! It is clear to me that you do not have the responsibility for this job Hanso. I think I shall relieve you from your duties.
Now here are the actual scores Kreludor vs Brightvale: Kreludor wins all but Shootout Showdown. Meridell vs Altador: Meridell wins all. Tyrannia vs Kiko Lake: Kiko Lake wins all.
Ugh BORING. You have to give it a bit more pizazz.
Pizazz....? Is that another word for lies?
Yeah make it more interesting. Here give me the paper?
No. I told you rouge this is my job now, you had your chance.
Fine. I'll just keep this pretty trinket then. *Hanso holds up a golden ring marked with the letters N and J*
What?! How did you?! Give that back immediately! Nabile gave that to me!
Give me the paper.
No.
Okay seeya wouldn't wanna be ya!
*Hanso moves to the door and Jazan chases after him, hurling insults and leaving the paper behind. You reach down and pick it up reading the remaining results*
"Terror Mountain and Shenkuu found themselves equal today Terror Mountain won Yooyu ball and Shootout Showdown and lost the others, you guys can probably make some joke about ice.
Mystery Island won all four games against Roo Island. There is some opportunity for an Island pun there (get it?) make the most of it.
Maraqua and Virtupets won two each, Maraqua winning Yooyuball and Shootout Showdown.
Krawk Island also won all four games against Moltara.
Thankyou so much guys for filling in for us. Please don't fight too much!
Love
The Sunnyneo Staff"