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Hello everyone I’m Petey, your Altador Cup VII host for the day! Today’s theme will focus on something very near and dear to my heart: Snorkles. Yes, okay, I know. Snorkles have nothing to do with the Altador Cup. Fine. But you know what does? The Tournament Rules. Maybe you can flip through those while I ramble on about all my Snorkle friends in different lands today. *grumbles*

Somehow Team Altador keeps at it long enough to take a win in Slushie Slinger. That's two days in a row that they've actually won something! Congrats Altador. And then there's Team Virtupets, with their oh-so fancy three wins in Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown. Well, they're still not as cool as my wings and curly tail. Let's be honest.

He's blue because he can't breathe up on Kreludor! You'd think they would've given him a mask or something for Oxygen. That dang Evil Dr. Sloth has never been a fan of us Snorkles. How rude, we're so cute! Oh, wait. That's probably why he hates us. We're cute. Team Kreludor wins Yooyuball and Slushie Slinger with Team Brightvale taking two draws in Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown.

Team Darigan Citadel takes a major sweep today against Team Haunted Woods! Really though, both team's Snorkles scare me. One's ghostly and the other has spikes. Wait, what was that? Why didn't I get an interview? Why would I want to be around that! Of course I didn't get an interview, are you crazy?! I think you are.

Look at how adorable she is! Aww, such a cute lei headband she has for Team Mystery Island. I wonder where she got it. It really is a mystery! However, their team's scores for today, are not. Almost a full sweep against Team Moltara, only one small draw in Slushie Slinger, with three win for Mystery Island in Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown.

You'd think them being able to fly, like me, would give them some sort of advantage right? I'm ashamed to say that, as a flying pig, my flying Team Faerieland friends were not able to come up with any wins today. Boo! However, Team Kiko Lake takes a clean sweepin' to the Colosseum today, coming up with four wins. Congrats! Too bad I don't like water, or I'd go celebrate with them.

Ahh, the prehistoric Snorkle. That can only come from one place! The past. Also known as Team Tyrannia. These Pterattack champions were able to snag two wins in Yooyuball and Slushie Slinger against Team Maraqua. However it seems they got too dehydrated and couldn't get enough water off of Maraqua to be able to win the last two rounds, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown. Those two wins go to Maraqua!

Who could've ever thought Team Terror Mountain would pull out a win against Team Krawk Island? "They'll win when Snorkles fly." HEY! Oh, wait, I am flying. Awkward. Well, then I guess they deserve the win! Terror Mountain takes their only win Make Some Noise and a draw in Shootout Showdown. Krawk Island still terrorizes the field with their pirate hats and bones, winning both Yooyuball and Slushie Slinger.

Haven't you ever heard? Purple is a royal color. It's suitably fit for a king, okay? Team Meridell plays Team Shenkuu today, taking home a sweepity sweep sweep against the red and yellow team. Aww, that's too bad! I'm sure we were all rooting for Shenkuu in some small corner of our hearts. But it seems the competition was too strong and Shenkuu just couldn't javelin it up.

Team Lost Desert rounds up Day 10 with two smashing wins and draws! Team Roo Island's Blumaroos are getting more feisty lately, not allowing themselves to be put down by any other team. They're fighting for what they want, just like us Snorkles do! You can never have too much mud, trust me. Lost Desert takes wins in Slushie Slinger and Shootout Showdown, drawing in Yooyuball and Make Some Noise.

Hey! Don't eat that Snorkle Snout!! That was my brother. Okay, so maybe not MY brother. But that's my kin, so at least hold off until I'm gone. Rude. Anyways, that's it for today. Hopefully you enjoyed my report and send positive feedback so that maybe one day I can report for you again!