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This-this is an outrage! *Jazan quotes from the neomail that has been promptly delivered to his Qasalan castle* "We thought that maybe you could add a softer, more sensible feel to our reports"

I swear Nabile, I did my job and I delivered my report like I should have. It was that. It was all that fool ixi's fault! Messing around. Making up stories.

Now Jazan, I saw the report. You were fighting with him just as much as he was with you. I know he upsets you but you could show a little patience and maturity. This is just what happens my dear.
 

Humph

Look, I'll put in a good word for The Lost Desert for you. How did they go yesterday.

Oh. Well. We fought those Tyrannians with strength and dignity. We drew in Yooyuball, lost Slushie Slinger but won everything else!

Meanwhile in Brightvale

Hanso. This neomail came to my house by mistake. I think it is from SunnyNeo, I thought it must be for you you so I didn't open ---

Ah they just probably need my heroics once more. They are probably in need of my creative genius once more for their daily match report.

Or maybe they noticed that you stole that drawing of you they made. I'm going to make you return it you know. You've got enough you drew yourself anyway.

*Hanso pulls a face* Just open it Brynn. I'll accept of course. I can tell them how Faerieland packed a wallop against Mystery Island! They are bound to invite Jazan along too and I am in need of some new Qasalan jewelery.

Hanso! Faerieland lost all their games! Besides, *Brynn opens the letter* actually Hanso, the neomail is for me.

What? What do they want you for Miss Goody-Two-Shoes?

Back at the SunnyNeo Headquarters

Hi there Nabile, how are you today. That is such a pretty dress you are wearing!

Thanks Brynn. Thats a lovely...uh...chain mail. How did Hanso take the news?

Jazan made a big scene swearing he would never write again. He issued this big decree to destroy every writing implement in Qasala. Myself and the guards just hid all the castle writing implements in a cupboard. He will calm down soon enough.

Oh Hanso's just off sulking in his room, plotting thefts against SunnyNeo. Don't worry though; I know where he keeps his plan blueprints. Sometimes the blue crayon stick people are a little hard to decipher but I can usually stop him in the act.

Haha, have any priceless Qasalan artifacts to return to me today?

Not today Nabile. Again I am sorry about last time. Jazan must've been very worried about that ring.

Oh no! It's mostly Jazan's fault for making himself such a victim. He is so arrogant sometimes he takes no notice of the people around him. Besides, what can you do? Hanso is an Ixi after all.

Ha! Arrogance! Have you seen Hanso? Or should I say HANSOme?

*Both girls sit around gigging for a moment before finding the match results.*

I think we should be a little more organized than those two Brynn, do you agree?

I do, why not go in alphabetical order. Start with Altador with something like. ‘Altador proved today that you can’t fight fire with fire. Though they won their match against Team Moltara in the Yooyuball division the more contemporary games seemed to get them stuck as they lost all three’

I think that is a great idea. Oh look Brynn, Brightvale did pretty well. Congratulations. They may have lost Yooyuball and drawn on Slushie Slinger but they won the other two games. Will Hanso be pleased?

Actually no. Just between you and me, the strong and mighty master thief actually goes for Faerieland. I am not meant to tell anyone as it will “ruin his image”. Poor thing though, he isn't very pleased about his current standings.

 Oh look at Darigan Citadel and Kreludor, I am always very impressed when a team wins all four events.  

Yes Kiko Lake did pretty well too they only won all their games against Tyrannia except Shootout Showdown which they drew. You know a few days ago Meridell did that to the Lost Desert, won all the games. You should have seen Jazan, he cried out in an outrage claiming that the cheated, demanding a rematch. He just can’t stand to lose.             

Meridell has been doing pretty well in the standings though Nabile. Even today they won two games against Krawk Island and only drew on Shootout Showdown. They only lost make some noise.

 Try telling Jazan that when he’s gone Mr Grumpy glowing red eyes.

Oh I guess that would be difficult. Where should we put Maraqua in the report? They only won Yooyuball today and lost all other events against Roo Island.

 I think we should put them right here. That’s done then. Good Job Brynn, it was lovely working with you.

You too Nabile, I suppose we should present it now.

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Hello there and welcome to SunnyNeo's daily match report. Unfortunately Callie cannot make it today so she asked myself and Brynn to take over. It was a very exciting day in Altador yesterday as crowds gathered for day 15 of the Altador Cup.

Nabile and I have a new system today where we are going to take you through the results alphabetically in a nice, organized manner.

That's right readers! What a treat!

*A voice calls from off in the distance* Sorry Ladies, out of time, that will have to do!