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It's Day 19 and things are really going down hard in Altador Cup VII. That Colosseum really does bring the competition out in us players! It's hard to believe we started this journey nineteen days ago.. *reminisces* Anyways, let's get those results out there!

Virtupets takes a win against Team Faerieland today, drawing in Slushie Slinger and winning Yooyuball and Make Some Noise. Those cute faeries weren't so cute when they won Shootout Showdown though. At least not to Team Virtupets. However, they still raved over their massive win. At least they were happy about it. Celebrations all around!

Team Meridell takes the first of three smashing sweeps - literally. So many slushies got smashed all over Team Terror Mountain. They must be very sticky now! We've heard reports of some people even getting stuck to the floors. Oh no! Four wins for Meridell in Yooyuball, Slushie Slinger, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown must be a real big downer for Terror Mountain as well. Looks like they'll be cleaning the floor with their tears. :'(

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Haunted Woods almost sweeps Team Moltara! Alright, enough with the exclamations. Those sometimes annoy people in large groups, hmph. (!!!!!!!!!!! Annoyed yet?!) That being said, Team Haunted Woods kills the competition with three wins in Slushie Slinger, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown and a draw in Yooyuball. Wowza!

Team Shenkuu has no ninja powers against Team Mystery Island, barely taking one win in Shootout Showdown. Mystery Island takes the other three wins in Yooyuball, Slushie Slinger and Make Some Noise. It's too bad they haven't gotten over their fear of fire! You'd think they'd have learned to meditate out of it, but Mystery Island seems to have found their biggest weakness. Hopefully no other team realizes this or it could possibly be the end of Team Shenkuu!

It looks like Kiko Lake players hate sand! It seems even when you live on a beach you just don't like those little rocks. Only water for Team Kiko Lake, only water. Remember that the next time you try and play sandstorm Team Lost Desert! Kiko Lake takes one win in Slushie Slinger while Lost Desert takes the other three in Yooyuball, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown.

Roo Island is among the winners circle for their three wins against Team Brightvale! Slushie Slinger, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown go to Team Roo Island while Brightvale takes Yooyuball. At least they still won one! It must be the Wheel of Knowledge telling them where to shoot those Yooyu's. It must be.

Looks like this maraquan Mynci is just as mad as Team Krawk Island is for their tie against each other. Oh dear, I hate it when teams get mad. Be happy you drew! At least both teams didn't lose. Not that that's even possible, don't be ridiculous. There always has to be a winner, except in this case! Team Maraqua takes a win in Make Some Noise and two draws in Yooyuball and Shootout Showdown while Krawk Island wins Slushie Slinger.

Team Altador just can't get a break, can they? Team Darigan Citadel showed their power today against the sunny team, making a statement that light doesn't always win against dark. Well done Darigan Citadel! Four wins in Yooyuball, Slushie Slinger, Make Some Noise and Shootout Showdown goes to the dark team, while Altador takes zilch.

Once Upon A Time there was a team called Team Kreludor. And a glass slipper, a prince and a pumpkin were somehow involved, oh, and a faerie godmother, but that doesn't really matter. What does matter is that they miraculously gained a sweep onto their amazing record, this time against Team Tyrannia. Congrats Kreludor, you've shown that working hard and determination gets you very far in this game!

That's all for today folks! Come back tomorrow and read another fantastic report on all the matches of the day. It'll be interesting like always, we promise. Good luck to all the terrific, determined teams out there today! Beat the socks off your opponents for absolutely no reason, we love it.